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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
blackmagneto
shaolinwasmyheart

me a butch lesbian: i dont like being feminin-

some libfem, uninvited: wow. ok, ok, i get it. you think you’re not like the other girls, don’t you? you think you’re better than them? well im gonna tell you, you’re not original or quirky! you have so much internalized mahogany honey, stop shaming other girls for not being like you,,,stop being so bitter and start wearing the sharpest eyeliner to kill a man with ;)

enfranchisement
israelarcade

funny “[x] is gay” jokes: main characters, characters homophobes love and don’t deserve, circumstances like that babadook being mislabeled as an lgbt film, gay-coded villains that you personally have chosen to reclaim

unfunny “[x] is gay” jokes: every fucking villain or monster (especially ones that prey on kids) being labeled as gay and straight people running with that and drawing them as judges on rupaul or w/ever else because that’s all they know about gay people

carry-on-my-wayward-butt
slouchingtowardsbedlam

not to be a tinhat but the whole iphone face scanning thing is legitimately like, one of the scariest fucking things i’ve heard abt in technological developments recently and like i’m not deluding myself into thinking we don’t already live in a surveillance state but like, how does apple not think “we scan your face to identify you and that’s how you unlock your iphone,” especially when no one asked for that, doesn’t sound like, beyond insidious just on its very surface level

slouchingtowardsbedlam

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like what marketing genius at apple thought this was a clever slogan and not like, a vague dystopian sounding threat